Why I Miss My College Friends

maura says:
so you wanna hear something disgusting
maura says:
i mean... nauseating
Ashley says:
hahaha
Ashley says:
sure
maura says:
my older brother has recently gotten into country music
maura says:
hard core
maura says:
he keeps... he keeps playing it
maura says:
and my stomach just churns
Ashley says:
EWWWW
maura says:
and he knows nobody else in the house likes it
Ashley says:
i shudder to think of the torture you must be going through
maura says:
:'( yet he keeps PLAYING IT
maura says:
HE PLAYS IT SO LOOUD
Ashley says:
that's gross
Ashley says:
you should ask for those really cool sound cancelling headphones for christmas
maura says:
this morning he was blasting it while he was getting ready for work and it WOKE ME UP
maura says:
i am asking for a hitman for christmas
maura says:
or maybe a presidential pardon for murder
Ashley says:
hahaha
Ashley says:
sounds good